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9-Toed Woman

Pour me a drink to get over this
Get me a pen and I’ll make a list
That Korean salesman’s a dirty cheat
I can’t bear to look at her feet...

I never wanted a 9-Toed woman
But now she’s living with me
I can’t be seen with a 9-Toed woman
How could they send her to me?

She says no one need ever know
“It’s easy to hide a missing toe”
But the good lord gave us ten toes each
Imagine her footprints on the beach...

“What about me” she cries when I despair
“It’s my toe and you don’t even care"
We sit and weep and get real low
The damage done by a missing toe...

I’d sell your grandma for an extra toe...


from Sugar For The Masses, released February 26, 2014



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In 1929 a train carrying circus freaks and a primate orchestra careened off a bridge over the Grand Canyon.

Many of the occupants plunged to their deaths in flagrante delicto...That Massive Bereavement have dedicated their lives to recreating the sounds of lust, horror and ape virtuosity which echoed around the unforgiving stone on that fateful day.
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